I had no idea they could be transplanted, let alone that someone might want to

Whoa, doggie!

Whoa, doggie!

Man wakes up to discover that someone has stolen his testicles.

Police in Russia are tracking a gang – apparently including a doctor – who drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles.

Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a drink with a ‘young blonde woman’ who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre.

Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her.

‘They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,’ said a police source.

He woke up next day at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, and with blood on his trousers.

[Police] fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market [was responsible].

That takes balls.

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6 responses to “I had no idea they could be transplanted, let alone that someone might want to

  1. Anonymous

    Be careful next time you are getting too much attention at the bar at J House or L’Escale

  2. Mark B.

    Mine are for sale. Been nothing but trouble as long as I’ve had ’em…

  3. if only this story is true, i am willing to head up an effort to get a pair for obama. couldn’t hurt.

  4. Greenwich Gal

    Mark B. – too funny!

    • Mark B.

      Seriously. At my age I can’t even indulge in my favorite “older woman” fantasy anymore – they’re starting to drop dead.
      C’mon, Craigslist – hundred bucks apiece, negotiable.

  5. Anonymous

    Ural Oysters?