Gee, this’ll boost their readership

50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey

DC Comic’s new female writer outs Cat Woman as a bi-sexual.

It’s estimated that, at most, 3% of the population is homo or bi-sexual, so there probably aren’t that many young readers for whom this revelation will be of interest. On the other hand, if they will now draw explicit scenes of Cat Woman getting it on with her new partners, I suppose little boys will flock to it. Little Annie Fanny was certainly popular.

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4 responses to “Gee, this’ll boost their readership

  1. Walt

    Dude –

    I think your statistics may be off here. I believe the statistics prove 25% of women are bisexual. I was hoping for 100%, but I guess that is wishful thinking. STEP IT UP LADIES!!

    It has to be more than 3%, or there wouldn’t be so many threesomes going on in New Canaan. It would be mathematically unpossible. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE MOVED THERE!!

    And I think about 5% of the male population are homo’s. Men don’t get to be bisexual. THERE IS NO SUCH THING!! We pick a team and stick with it. BECAUSE WE ARE MEN!! We are like pre free agency baseball ball players. We don’t get to switch teams. PICK A SIDE!! I don’t care which, but then commit to it.

    Men are decisive. We pick an orifice we like, and we stay with it. We aren’t flightly little butterfly’s, LIKE THE GIRLS ARE!!

    Does this help clear it up for you?

    We still on for noon to get the Gentlemen’s Box Lunch at Beamers? We can test my 25% thesis while we are there. WIN-WIN DUDE!!

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. It Depends

    Steph is looking good!

  3. AJ

    The old Cat Woman, destroyer of hair, in a bad hair day: