Cry me a Tigris

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - we'll  miss him

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi – we’ll miss him

ISIS caliph in Iraq was paralyzed by drone strike,”may not be able to resume his leadership.”


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11 responses to “Cry me a Tigris

  1. housecat

    Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it.

  2. Anonymous

    Boo hoo

  3. God bless the warthogs.

  4. Anonymous Citizenette

    That’s ok, I’m sure Obummer will buy him a customized Jazzy scooter so that he can continue his important work. With our tax dollars.

  5. Walt

    Dude –

    I don’t get the headline. What do tigers have to do with this story? Especially female ones. Are you implying the slums sleep with tigers? THEY AREN’T THAT BRAVE!! They bang goats. Everyone knows that. You dummy.

    Shouldn’t it be cry me a Missississippi? Or cry me a Danube? Better yet!!
    CRY MY ANUS!! KEEPING IT LOCAL DUDE!! I assume you are going for the whole cry me a river thing, right?

    Anyhows, I think he will be succeeded by M’Ballz Es-Hari. He seems like the probable successor. If not him, I think I-Bin Pharteen is also a likely candidate. Iwan Afuqyu is a long-shot, but one never knows, now do they.

    Brunch tomorrow?

    Your Pal,

  6. Off topic, sort of. The State Dept. has denied a visa to an Iraqi Catholic nun who was coming here to meet with congress to discuss the fact that ISIS is systematically exterminating Christians, on the grounds that she might overstay her visa and become an illegal immigrant. Because, you know, Obama really wants to hold the line on that.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  7. Al Dente

    What is the job description for a caliph? “Responsible for enacting inane, draconian laws on a daily basis that when violated are punishable by death,” Kind of like this guy:

  8. Al Dente

    What is the job description for a caliph? “Responsible for autonomous enactment of inane, draconian laws that, when violated, are punishable by a severe wedgie or, on days ending with a “y” beheading. Reminds me of this guy: