Maybe they could use gay wedding cakes as depth charges

All we need is love

All we need is love

Swedish peace group launches “gay deterrent” to invasion of the country’s borders by Russian subs.

The group is urging the Swedish government to resist calls for re-armament after a weeklong hunt in October for a suspected Russian submarine, saying “love and peace across boundaries is more important than ever.”

Putin’s not known for his sympathy towards homosexuals, and they were one of the first groups to be rounded up and exterminated by Hitler, but why study history or pay attention to current events when magic beans and ostrich-thinking are so much more pleasant.

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3 responses to “Maybe they could use gay wedding cakes as depth charges

  1. God forbid that the military have actual weapons. Those things can hurt people.

  2. Off topic, but for anyone who needed cheering up, the Senate’s Democratic Circular Firing Squad put the varsity squad on the field yesterday, with Obama in the middle, over the TPP deal. It’s always a thrill to watch them in action.

  3. Libertarian Advocate

    You forgot rainbows and skittle-shitting unicorns….