Daily Archives: August 12, 2015

Mother of the year

And if you wear a breathalyzer ankle monitor...

And if you wear a breathalyzer ankle monitor…

4-year-old trained as designated blower 

Video has emerged of a four-year-old blowing into a breathalyzer device as his mother talked to police investigating reports that the woman had left her toddlers in a SUV to go to a Florida bar.

April King, 35, has been charged with child neglect after police saw the young boy outside Froggers Bar and Grill in Apopka trying to work the contraption meant to prevent those with alcohol problems from driving drunk.

‘It looked pretty obvious that he knew what he was doing,’ the responding officer said.

The mother was said to be slurring her speech and unsteady on her feet after allegedly leaving her son and two-year-old daughter in a running Ford Escape for twenty minutes on Sunday around 1pm.

I like this part:

The mother later admitted that she went inside the bar, but said she only placed a to-go order.

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Oh, poop!

At least this approach is legal

At least this approach is legal

Shoplifter caught hiding ribeye steaks in his colostomy bag

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Quick sale on Mianus Pond

19 Nearwater Lane

19 Nearwater Lane

19 Nearwater Lane, listed at $1.350 million, has a contract in under two weeks. Not too much of a house (although perfectly nice, it’s pretty small), but room to expand and most important, it’s on the river. This whole neighborhood is attractive, but especially the river side.

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