There’s barely time to get this done, so hurry – you don’t want your child stuck at home because she lacks an official stamp of approval

Colleges designate official “costume sensitivity advisors” to make certain that their children students don’t offend.

As part of FWIW’s mission to be a full service guide to everything, we have collaborated with Walt to present three fully-approved costumes for this Saturday night. Of course, these are only suggestions, and you should feel free to express your inner self, but these three officially approved getups will give you confidence that you’ll be welcome at any holiday party.

The Gentle Genie - probably best for parties at Walt's house

The Gentle Genie – probably best for parties at Walt’s house

The Laugh Riot; best for parties at your local mosque

The Laugh Riot; best for parties at your local mosque, where no one will notice

THE KK KADET (ages 3-90)

THE KK KADET (ages 3-90)

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11 responses to “There’s barely time to get this done, so hurry – you don’t want your child stuck at home because she lacks an official stamp of approval

  1. Anonymous

    I bet that KKK kid is real & not a costume.
    No ninjas, no sheiks, no fat albert, no bums…what else?

  2. Anonymous

    Let’s be careful not to offend some of your older readers too. Some of them do not appreciate silly, inappropriate adolescent stuff, even on Halloween 🙂

  3. housecat

    That kid is going to be screwed up for life.

  4. Anonymous

    omg had to look that one up. It is real and you can do overnight deluvery and have it in time for Halloween at Walt’s house http://www.buycostumes.com/p/32435/genie-in-the-lamp-adult-costume

  5. Walt

    Dude –

    I already commented on this in the previous thread, so I have nothing else to say. Except that this really is a serious issue. The “right” to not be offended IS NOT A RIGHT!! And to pretend it is leads us down a path of censorship, and no free speech. So we should just all put on our big boy pants and deal with it getting our “feelings hurt”. YOU PUSSIES!! Getting your feelings hurt is a part of life, and without the bad, you never feel the good. Yin and Yang Dude. It is the way of the universe, and to try and change it is as useless as an expired credit card in a strip joint. And a sense of humor matters. Very much. And the “progressives” are blind to that. Laughter is a priceless gift, and a sense of humor is a virtue.

    But anyhows, thanks for bringing up Megyn Kelly so I can stay on topic. She is my go to news babe. I wuv her!! So I tune in tonight, RIGHT NOW – and what do I see? She has her sexy lace tie up stripper FMP’s on. CHECK!! A nice blue dress, showing off her lovely tatas..CHECK!! Topped off by a…by a….BY A PIXIE CUT!!

    All is lost. That is when you know a hottie has given up. She is TOTALLY CONTENT with what she has. She doesn’t care anymore. Isn’t going to make an effort. Next she will start wearing Mu Mu’s.

    Maybe it’s her Halloween costume? I know. I am grasping at straws. Meghan has turned into a Greenwich hausfrau. They all do it after they are married for a few years. It is a very sad day indeed.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  6. Anonymous

    I give extra candy to trick or treaters who come to my door in offensive costumes.

  7. Publius

    Secretary of State costume….