Daily Archives: October 31, 2015

This could describe half the ladies I see shopping at Whole Foods

Imagine the Whole Foods parking lot as the veld and you'll have the picture

Imagine the Whole Foods parking lot as the veld and you’ll have the picture

Scientists: Cats are obsessive neurotic and out to kill you

They are well loved for their immaculate fluffy coats and unique personalities but new research suggests cats do have a much darker side.

A study carried out between the University of Edinburgh and Bronx Zoo compared our beloved domestic cat with its wilder relatives.

Compared with the snow leopard, the Scottish wildcat and the African lion, researchers found these larger predators shared similar characteristics of aggression and neurotic behaviour to domestic cats.

Dominance, impulsiveness and neurotic behaviour are the most common trait shared between the domestic cat and the wild cat.


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Shocker: ObamaCare premiums soar, “unexpectedly”

It was all about getting past the 2012 elections, and it was all predicted.


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So three lesbians walk into a chapel

Bridal quartet

Bridal quartet

Trio gets married in Brazil.

There’s nothing in our own country’s laws, as currently interpreted, that should stop those lovebirds from getting married here. Including immigration laws. In fact, they could even demand someone bake them a cake.


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But why New York? Don’t they know we voted Democratic?*

CNN shocked, shocked that Bureau of Land Management (BLM) rowdies interrupted HillaryClinton.

This crowd has been heckling and disrupting presidential candidate events for months, but being rude to Hillary? It’s the end of the world.

  • Michael Moore, similarly shocked when Saudis slammed two planes into the Twin Towers
  • Well yes, okay, but he's not Hillary!

    Well yes, okay, but he’s not Hillary!


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I’d be willing to fund any program that encourages these people to try it now

And now we'll all coat ourselves with burnt lime and throw ourselves in after her

And now we’ll all coat ourselves with burnt lime and throw ourselves in after her

Hysteric earth warmists come up with different ways to be buried so as not to produce methane gas.

No headstones (? Is marble a methane producer?), turning yourself into jewelry, or even using potash to turn yourself into soap (tried by the Nazis, later declared to be unsociable and even cruel).

The way I see this, why are we worrying about methane when these idiots are wandering around spewing CO2?


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Why would they move to Connecticut to rest just because they got laid?

Notable people laid, to rest in Connecticut.

Celebrities or not, it doesn’t require that much energy to pleasure your partner. They’re just showing off.


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