Just in time for the Holiday Shopping Season, Malloy announces program to make malls 100% safe from evil

“The Constitution be damned.” Malloy told a fawning audience in the living room of local Democrat Francis Fudrucker last night, “I have an obligation to protect this state’s citizens and by golly, I’m gonna do it!”




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25 responses to “Just in time for the Holiday Shopping Season, Malloy announces program to make malls 100% safe from evil

  1. Great sign. A Jihad Free Zone would be wonderful. But it is impossible because we have so many Muslims in America.

    And every once in a while a Muslim in America starts to study his religion with great fervor and become more deeply religious and turn to Jihad terror. That’s what happened to the Boston Marathon Bombers; to UC Merced stabber; to the guy who killed six at Army and Navy stations in Chattanooga; and most recently to Mr. and Mrs Farook of San Bernardino.

    • Libertarian Advocate

      Inagua: You forgot this guy: Arlington County, VA born US ARMY Maj. Nidal Hasan. Just because the nitwit in Chief designated Nidal’s murder spree “workplace violence” doesn’t make it not terrorism as well. Jihad inspired workplace violence IS terrorism.

      • Right. Thank you. I actually caught my oversight just before reading your reminder. Isn’t diversity, multiculturalism, and politically correctness wonderful? Don’t you wish everyone would vote for Hillary?

  2. Libertarian Advocate

    Is it safe to yell “Allahu ‘ul Snackbar”?

  3. Walt

    What is astonishing, Lizard Boy, is the UC Merced stabber, and the guy who killed six at Army and Navy stations in Chattanooga are NOT considered terrorist attacks. FACTS BE DAMNED!! Islam is the RELIGION OF PEACE(TM)!!

    • Walt – What I find most astonishing is that these American Jihadis need no outside recruitment, inspiration, financing, or training. They just study their religion and go mass violent.

      PS – I forgot to include the Fort hood shooter in my Honor Roll of Americans who just happen to be followers of The Religion of Peace.

    • Anon

      Don’t forget, Fort Hood was labeled by Obama as workplace violence. I wonder if that happened today if it would be correctly labeled as a terror attack.

      • In Obama Land and Hillary World nothing harmful that American Muslims do can ever be religiously motivated. As Hillary said last week, “Muslims are peaceful and tolerant people and have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism.”

        • Walt

          Can anyone tell me why we DON’T want an old, angry, frumpy, fat, privileged, dishonest, lying bisexual lesbian to be our next POTUS? Who is married to a member of the Muslim Brotherhood? AKA Mrs. Carlos Danger? And besides “just because she allegedly has a vagina”. And I think vagina RULES!! But should it really overcome all of Hillary’s other issues? I think not.
          Even though I think vagina ALWAYS RULES!! But baldy, not furry. Can we all at least agree on that?

        • Walt – A word about your preference for bald over fur. Are you aware that some older women go so thin down there that they are essentially bald? You might want to add the adjective young to your bald preference.

          I wonder what Mrs. Carlos Danger’s grooming habits are. She describes herself as a proud Muslim. Do you suppose that means she follows the Koran and shaves every forty days? It would certainly comport with Mr. Danger’s implied preference as indicated by his social media postings.

        • Anonymous

          Hillary too hefty to Bic it.
          It’s open border brazilian for her.

      • To further this fairy tale about Fort Hood, the DOD initially withheld Purple Heart awards from the soldiers who were wounded or killed and is still denying them benefits that are given to soldiers wounded or killed in combat.


  4. Greenwich Gal

    Does this mean the world will finally be free from the clutches of “Abercrombie and Fitch?”
    If only…

  5. Walt

    Muslims only kill in the pursuit of peace. After all, what is more peaceful than a dead person? A DEAD CHRISTIAN PERSON!! Better yet! A JEW!! NOTHING!!


    The job of any good POTUS is to defend that. Your safety, your liberty, your right to exist, are all secondary to that.

    If all good people give up their guns, only bad people will have guns. Who could have a problem with that?

    Only those with “white privilege”. YOU RACIST MORONS!!
    Francis dutifully supports this message.

  6. All We Need Is Love

    An ACTUAL Hillary quote.

    “But when an Iowa man broke into her riff with a question about how the country could confront a new wave of fear, her response sounded less like that of a commander in chief than of a soothing self-help guru. “We’ve got to do everything we can to weed out hate and plant love and kindness,” she told a crowd of several hundred.”

    That sure makes me feel safe.

  7. Anonymous

    Once the Caliphate takes over there will be no nativity scenes or ACLU, for that matter. Obama is slowly betting his way.


  8. … and then some might suggest that a culling of the herd could improve the species

    • housecat

      How DARE you say that about ike’s family!

      • anonymous

        There is a reason they call it “BLACK” friday. This is just another diversion. It is entertainment for proles and sub-humans to take the attention way from those who really destroyed Christmas. Who has benefited from turning a religious celebration we called Christmas into the gross display of consumerism we have today. We can not blame this one on the Muslims.

        ED: Last comment you’re allowed here – I’ve been deleting most, some of the less offensive ones I’ve let stand, but you’re really just too annoying, and too troublesome to police.