“I’m fed up with you people making fun of us and our doughnuts”, Greenwich Chief of Detective Mark N. Kordick told FWIW. “There’s nothing wrong with a frosted cruller, and the fact that we’ve been pressured to eat a friggin’ lump of water-baked dough just to please freaks like you makes me sick. But we’ll be there – just don’t park in the wrong place or I’ll have you towed faster than you can say poppy seed.”
Of interest, perhaps, is that this initiative is paid for by you, but from your federal, rather than municipal taxes. The national government feels that proper training is necessary before local police can meet with their neighbors and so, naturally, they’ve funded a program to provide just that.
That means, of course, that you’re also footing the bill for similar coffee klatches around the country. Feel better now?