Well, no one can say they have New York values, anyway


And stop telling us we can’t crap in your showers

German Muslims call on their new country to ban all alcohol and teach women not to dress like whores.

Germany needs to ban alcohol if it wants to prevent further sexual violence and to help North African migrants integrate into society, a Muslim pressure group has claimed.

Commenting on the Cologne sex-attack controversy, MuslimStern, which has 20,000 followers on Facebook, said its mission was to ‘highlight the way the media was using the incidents to promote racism against minorities’.

The group complained that the female victims had brought the unwanted attention to themselves by dressing in a manner that North African men were not accustomed to. 

‘You can not throw a naked antelope from a lion and expect that at the lion stirs nothing.

‘It is amazing that is taught in biology class so much about the mating and sexual behavior of living things, but these rules are completely ignored in everyday life.

‘And because many non-Muslims constantly emphasise that we live in a Christian country, we call on you, in this country that women should dress Christian.

‘Mary, Mother of Jesus, lived out as a Christian woman has to dress. So it would be highly recommended for some women to take Mary as a role model and not Lady Gaga.’



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8 responses to “Well, no one can say they have New York values, anyway

  1. Libertarian Advocate

    Hah! This was the inevitable logical progression of Europe’s 50 year experiment of “integrating” Muslims into European culture. By any measure it has been an COMPLETE failure.

    Note to Europeans: Say “Bye bye” to the nude and topless beaches, beach bars and all night dancing clubs of the Mediterranean coast. Bye bye, Saint Tropez, Bye, bye Byblos. Bye, bye Ibiza, Bye, bye Pacha, Bye, bye Amnesia. Bye bye Mykonos. It was all fun while it lasted. Prepare for the minarets and the Muzzein’s early morning call to prayer. No worries, you’ll be able to handle it, as there won’t be any alcohol available to cause you a gruesome three day hangover.

  2. Anonymous

    Heck, if we convert there are 72 virgins awaiting us, and in the meantime we can have a child bride or two, no? Oh and I almost forgot, we can have all the goat love we can handle. With all that, who needs alcohol?

      • Mickster

        CF, all jokes aside about you coming from a long line of sheep shaggers, the above video is pretty gross and there is NO evidence that it is indeed Palestinians involved (the figures look remarkably tall for Palestinians, I think but what do i know)..

        • Anonymous

          Mickster, I think you are onto something. The animals could be very young juvenile sheep. Our Arab friends already known for relations with prepubescent girls.

  3. Jack

    Where’s the missle strike?

  4. Anon

    But don’t they have a point? Not that women are to blame for sexual violence, but aren’t the slutty and overt sexuality of current dress and behaviors contributing to social problems (STDs, out of wedlock births, teenage pregnancy, etc.!). Are we in the U.S. really going to defend how far down we have defined what’s acceptable.

    • Anonymous

      Anon, they certainly have a point. Please don’t forget the Arab predilection for child brides that they like covered up in public. Of course you can imagine what happens when the young girl is at home and the door is closed. I guess what you are saying is the latter is a better outcome.