While we were all worrying about Walt’s absence from these pages, turns out he was cavorting in Britain and annoying authorities

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Broken heart – Walt’s girlfriend is left behind when he returns to America

Rescuers risk death at sea to save a deflated sex doll.

Rescue crews spent 90 minutes scouring the water off the coast of England, after a person was reported struggling in the water — only to find an inflatable sex doll, BBC News reports.

An air and sea search was conducted off the coast of Newquay, in Cornwall on Monday, after a fisher reported a person in the water.

Off topic, notice the use of the word “fisher” for fisherman. It’s a “gender-neutral” term cocked up by the media to avoid offending themselves. Female fishermen themselves prefer the term fisherman and resent deeply being patronized by BBC broadcasters who have coined the term fisher, but that just proves that they’re too pressed to realize they’re being oppressed.

It’s possible, I suppose, that the article here is using fisher in the grittier sense, defined by Urban Dictionary as “a big, strong, sexy, long haired male. usually is pirate like and eats rocks for breakfast then shits out gunpowder.” Somehow, I doubt pussies at BBC meant that.

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11 responses to “While we were all worrying about Walt’s absence from these pages, turns out he was cavorting in Britain and annoying authorities

  1. Mickster

    LMAO. I love your sentence “It’s a” gender-neutral” term COCKED up by the media…. ”
    You have such a way with words!!! Love it!!

  2. AJ

    Is Barbara Bush Aleister Crowley’s daughter? Look it up.