(Headline changed after I remembered that Shakespeare said it better, 400 years ago)
A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone.
Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning.
It is believed that Jones lost control of the car because he was distracted
That sounds plausible.