Chickens, and the counting thereof

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Lessons that should have been learned in childhood

Woman who thought, or claimed, she’d won lottery now owes loan shark £6,000 on the £2,000 she borrowed to pay for week-long celebration.

After her claim that she’d run the winning ticket through her washing machine was rejected, it turned out that the 48-year-old grandmother also has other difficulties:

Miss Hinte is facing two trials in March for theft and motoring offences.

It also emerged yesterday she is facing a criminal trial after being accused of stealing a purse and an Xbox controller.

Camelot has warned it may take action if it suspected anyone of attempting to ‘defraud the National Lottery’.

Let us hope that her loan shark is of the forgiving sort.

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  1. Riverside Dog Walker

    Bill Whittle has some excellent advice on how to win the lottery:

    https://www.billwhittle.com/afterburner/lottery-instructions-winning