Or is it that Muslim exorcists spend more time searching for them there?

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That wily ol’ debil is everywhere you look

Islamic exorcist claims that the devil and his spawn are drawn to beautiful women.

Mallam Luthfi Jamal-Baba, an Imam and exorcist from Ghana, west Africa, said that although men can be inhabited by ‘jinns’ (spirits), beautiful women are more prone to possession.

He said: “Some of the jinns are stubborn and when the victim is in a trance, they become violent and try to attack the exorcist during the exercise.”

“When it happens that way, the victims are tied with a rope and sometimes chained to chairs to keep them calm.”

It’s the bondage games he mentions that make me suspicious.

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14 responses to “Or is it that Muslim exorcists spend more time searching for them there?

  1. Maitre d'Oyer et Terminer

    It’s all in all he name of fun until a mullah loses an eye!

  2. Walt

    Dude –

    “The devil and his spawn are drawn to beautiful women”. How is this even news? EVERYONE is drawn to beautiful women. Even other women! Although they will get catty behind her back. MEOW!!

    But all beautiful women are in fact crazy. They just get to do whatever they want, and may go overboard from time to time. Just look at Steph!! But let’s face it. Men are attracted to the crazy as much as the beauty. IT’S TRUE!!

    Who doesn’t like a real hottie with a Xanax habit and severe Daddy issues? NO ONE!! That is why I think the best place to meet available hotties is the loony bin!! THAT’S RIGHT!! Just think about it. She is used to being restrained… A REAL PLUS – no break in period required…. is probably doped up, and probably available because she killed her last lover. IT’S the PERFECT “How to Meet Hot Babes” scenario!!

    Here is a picture of the last one I met:
    http://thelionthebitchandthebedroom.blogspot.com/2011/05/why-are-all-pretty-ones-crazy.html

    You think she is going to be turned off by some ropes, fur handcuffs and tickle feathers? NO WAY!!

    The best part is…I SAID THE BEST PART IS…is that after sex, you don’t have to make chit chat, because SHE TALKS TO HERSELF!! PERFECT I SAY!! What’s not to like?

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Anonymous

    Off topic…gotta love this…I wonder their definition of wealthy since a senior teacher, highest step, in Greenwich earns $200k with wages and benefits. 🙂

    http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-union-lambastes-malloy-budget-0218-20160217-story.html

  4. AJ

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  5. burningmadolf

    The Imam is right!! The beautiful women are possessed. That’s why he’s so into little boys!!!

  6. AJ

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