A good reminder for the slow-witted

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“If I were you, Mr. Fountain, I’d post his quote every day, just so your humorless readers will get it. Love your blog, by the way.” Mark

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44 responses to “A good reminder for the slow-witted

  1. Libertarian Advocate

    WOW… Samuel Clemens, huh??? Now THAT’S a REAL endorsement Chris, not like Christie going for Trump. 😉

  2. slow witted one

    i do not get it

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    I don’t get it either. And I usually understand your dim witted crayon drawings.
    Herro?

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. Walt

    Dude –

    I read this post again, and I have NO IDEA what you are scribbling about. So I wrote a cryptic poem. Do you think you can figure this out?

    If I could find a Jap like this,
    A happy man I be.

    We wuv wong time,
    A sex puppet she be.
    Does she cook, does she clean?
    I don’t know, WHO CARES?
    As long as she bends like Gumby!!

    Want to write Haiku now?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  5. Louis Eardrum, Esq.

    Please! The exploitation of these young, unchaste girls is repulsive! Stop publishing these photographs, I implore you.

  6. Walt

    Dude –

    Could this be a back handed slap at Hemingway? The brilliant minimalist you so disdain? And why bring up Twain? Is it your clever way of saying the ER word, which he got to use with abandon? THAT LUCKY NIGGAH!!

    Or are you just cryptically referencing Jap cupcakes, which are so tasty to eat?

    DIVULGE YOUR HAND MAN!!
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  7. Walt

    Dude –

    Are you going to watch the Oscars? And who was Oscar? Want to do predictions on who wins? OK THAN!!

    Best Actress? MAUREEN O’HARA!! That hot little ginger vixen should win every year. There is no competion. I would lick her from head to toe, baldy or not. Lick lick.. SNIFF SNIFF!! She can use my head as ear muffs.

    Best Actor? I think they will give it to that homo Leo. He sickens me. I would vote for JACK!!

    Best Movie? One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Tell me Louise Fletcher didn’t make your pee pee do the turtle head. Best movie ever.

    And then Jennifer Lawrence, she is most popable. I would pony ride her. And a Negro vote, so they stop whining. JUST SHUT UP!!

    Who do you pick?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

    • Why break a 60-year tradition and watch tonight? They’re on their own.

    • FF

      Officially named the Academy Award of Merit, the statuette is better known by its nickname, Oscar. While the origins of the moniker aren’t clear, a popular story has it that upon seeing the trophy for the first time, Academy librarian (and eventual executive director) Margaret Herrick remarked that it resembled her Uncle Oscar. The Academy didn’t adopt the nickname officially until 1939, but it was widely known enough by 1934 that Hollywood columnist Sidney Skolsky used it in a piece referring to Katharine Hepburn’s first Best Actress win.

  8. Anonymous

    This performance should garner Leo that long-awaited Oscar

  9. When asked why he lived in Hartford. …”because I don’t know why it exists”….

  10. Mickster

    AJ, come back. All is forgiven.

  11. There was this dream I had a couple of days ago:

  12. Cos Cobber

    According to the internet, Mark Twain and Abe Lincoln now endorse your blog. So that means you get to take the day off?

    Seems like a ripe post about your Bro is in order given he paid that Gwich Time cameraman to publish him.

    • housecat

      I’m still miffed with The Gid after his mistreatment of EOS.

      • Cos Cobber

        The Gid is an odd dude. He likes his world perfect; perfect hair, perfect smile, perfect sunsets, perfect car, perfect Oscars, perfect listings and of course, perfect commentator postings. He very much lives in a ‘Truman Show’ of his own making. EOS just saw the ugly side of faux reality tv production and for that, I have sympathy.

        • anonymous

          Your description of Gid is probably why he’s made millions selling real estate. He fits the Hollywood image of the Perfect Realtor, from the smile to the car to the ascot. Women who are house shopping to be future Perfect Greenwich Housewives want to tell their friends they got driven around in a Jag by a Perfect Gentleman.

          Then someone pulled the curtain back and the Wizard was exposed. He was pissed.

          • Hey, you’re picking on my brother here. There’s no curtain to pull back, Gid is Gid. You want a ride in a pickup truck with hunting gear in back, you got me. You want “Greenwich”, there’s Gideon.
            Funny that the same household spawned two boys with such different tastes and objectives, but families do that.

        • Cos Cobber

          I admit, I’m too lazy to look back at the EOS-Gids spat. Seems to me, my blind presumption is that it was a misunderstanding and that both are fine people whose communication broke down in cyberspace.

        • housecat

          You all realize that I was kidding, right?

        • Cos Cobber

          Yep!

        • Walt

          HC –
          So just because there is one retarded poster, now gone anonymous, or under new names like “Ben Dover”, you think we are all retarded? You think we all don’t get it? We have ALL gone stupid?

          WE UNDERSTAND!! DON’T DISRESPECT US!! Retards are another story however.