Buck up, Sarah, you’re not alone


Eeee! It’s a Trump attack!

Greenwich’s bovine bloviator (sorry, Anthony) Sarah Littman has been freaking out over the possibility of Donald Trump arriving in jackboots at her Cos Cob home, but according to the WaPo, she has plenty of company among her fellow neurotics.

“He has stirred people up,” [D.C. psychologist  Alison Howard] said. “We’ve been told our whole lives not to say bad things about people, to not be bullies, to not ostracize people based on their skin color. We have these social mores and he breaks all of them and he’s successful. And people are wondering how he gets away with it.”

Hand-wringing over Trump’s rapid climb, once confined to Washington’s political establishment, is now palpable among everyday Americans who are growing ever more anxious over the prospect of the billionaire reaching the White House.

“Oh, thank you, thank you thank you for sharing this with me”, Littman gushed to FWIW while shopping at Dick’s Guns & Ammo for a home protection riot gun. “I thought I was just fuckin’ nuts, but sanity is relative, right? Right? So if all these other people can’t sleep, can’t eat and can’t even bathe in the shower alone either, I must be as sane as they are – right?

“Gotta go – that’s my psychiatrist calling.”


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4 responses to “Buck up, Sarah, you’re not alone

  1. Fatdaddy

    Sarah is an attention whore.

    • Walt

      Sarah is an illiterate, biased, narrow minded, racist, fascist, guilt ridden, self loathing, holier than thou, better than you, knows it all, “progressive” moron.

  2. Libertarian Advocate

    How did someone on psychotropics get a long-gun certificate, and so fast too? I thought Danny didn’t want crazies running around with firearms…. something’s amiss with this story.

  3. Anonymous

    Nice that she offers quite a catalogue of anti-censorship resources on her website. Freedom of speech for me, not so much for thee because, well, you know…