Question and answer

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Ecch – True love

Can kissing your dog make you sick?

Sick woman charged with having sex with her dog

Related: (well not really, but I’ve always liked the story)

Scene: Two elderly Englishmen, dining at their club

“Did you hear old Featherstone’s left his wife for his horse?”

“My lord, really? Mare or stallion?”

“Mare, of course; nothing queer about old Featherstone!”

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  1. housecat

    With a Dachshund??? I can’t even begin to work out the mechanics of that.

  2. This would never happen with a cat

    • Or the wrong dog
      Two gays, walking down Bleecker Street, observe a dog hunched over, licking his balls.
      “Gee, I wish I could do that,” says one.
      “Don’t be silly, that dog would tear you to pieces”, replies the other.

    • Anonymous

      Why does a dog lick his balls?

      …..Because he can!

      • Anonymous

        I told this joke at a wedding a long time ago, in mixed company–not sure it went over that well:

        Part 1: “Why does a dog lick his balls?
        …..Because he can!”–everybody groans b/c they’ve heard this before.

        Part 2:
        Question: “How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?”
        Answer: “You pick him up and blow him.”

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    Was the dogs name Chunks?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. C’mon gals, stick to vibrators:

  5. Fatdaddy

    It is just a slur against Weiner dogs.
    Meanwhile,
    90% of secretaries in DC can type 100 wpm.
    The other 10% are just hunt’n peckers.

  6. Mickster

    Videos or it never happened.