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Will Texas secede from the Union?

Its governor says that it retained that right when it joined. As I recall, that argument didn’t work so well in 1861 but maybe someone misread the Constitution or something. I do know this: if it splits, and is established as a country that encourages and cheers on industriousness and productivity, I would trade the comforts of Connecticut and restart a life down there. The music’s good, anyway.

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