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Another triumph for Greenwich police


Where there's smoke there's a minor (and maybe a donut!)

Just days after two of Greenwich’s finest captured and hog tied a citizen trying to remove campaign signs from a town land, Chief David Ridberg announced yet another coup, the arrest of two store clerks for selling cigarettes to minors. “This just shows the public that their police are tasered, ready and dangerous – miscreants, watch out,” Ridberg said. Gesturing at his new, $95 million headquarters behind him, Ridberg continued, “critics of our spending give us no credit for being on top of the criminal class – I’d say these arrests answer that in full and should finally silence those ingrates.”

The Chief seemed to be about to say more but he was interrupted by his personal trainer and left for his scheduled massage.


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