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Betting on the wrong horse

Will you honor and obey me?

Will you honor and obey me?

I hear rumors that the lovely, callipygian Miss Hooper was once an item with a fellow who owned Urban Angler – in fact, this picture of the young lady may well have been taken while she was on a fishing expedition with him to the Seychelles. When Andy Madoff came  aboard Urban Angler, he nabbed Miss Hooper away and now, pray tell, what can she fish for when hubby-to-be is soon going to be penniless and living in a cardboard box? Charles River trout are, I hear, an uninspiring trophy.

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Madoff tattoos

We’re still waiting for someone to send us a picture of Andy Madoff’s girlfriend, Katherine Hooper’s “Andy” tattoo that’s rumored to be discretely discreetly – thank you, Hiram –  plastered on her backside. But our research has discovered Andy’s mom Ruth’s own tattoo. I wonder who it’s supposed to represent?

"Bernie 4 ever"

"Bernie 4 ever"

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Ariane Noel: “enough about me, what do you boys do?”

Two readers alerted me that an earlier picture showing Andrew Madoff and his wife was actually one of Andy and his new squeeze, Katherine Hooper. Hey – blame the NY Post, who muffed the identification.

But that reminded me that we’ve really been letting the other Greenwich angle to this story drift away: the Madoff boys! So here’s just a bit on them, courtesy of a fly fishing magazine – apparently, since the boys didn’t waste any effort keeping up with dad’s trading activity they spent most of their time fishing. Nice work, if you can get it.

As an aside, Hooper’s quite the babe and a partner with Andy at the Urban Angler so perhaps the wife’s timing of her divorce – the day dad-in-law was pounced on by the feds – isn’t as suspicious as it first seemed.

Andy and Hoops at the ball. Credit Drake Mag. com

Andy and Hoops at the ball. Credit Drake Mag. com

Miss Hooper catches a fish

Miss Hooper catches a fish

mark Madoff salutes Dad's investors

mark Madoff salutes Dad's investors

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