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The trouble with kids today

Officer Friendly says, "please don't touch!"

Officer Friendly says, "please don't touch!"

This speed gizmo has been parked up the street from me for over a week and it’s still there today, even though it’s the dead of  summer and the most boring nights of the year are upon us. What the heck are our local boys up to? Back in my days as a teenaged moron, my friends and I would have hit this thing the first night it was placed there, towed it to police headquarters and left it in a patrol car’s parking space. Is today’s generation too well-behaved to succumb to this invitation? Busy cramming for their SATs? Coked out and in a stupor on their parent’s living room couch?  Whatever the reason, it doesn’t speak well for their initiative.

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