There’s been a black bear sighting in the N. Stamford area, dunno if it’s traversed into the Taconic area but it wouldn’t be too difficult for it to do. Keep yer eyes open.
From the urban dictionary:
COUGAR
-An older woman who is past her prime & who is attracted to younger men, often as an act of desperation or as a last resort.
-That woman’s a typical cougar, unable to score with men of her own age so she’s out chasing younger men.
-CRAZY
I saw a large cat off Clapboard Ridge last summer, and the number of coyotes seems to be down, since i used to hear them yipping at night frequently, but not much lately.
Currently I’ve got a den of foxes in my backyard. The mother is constantly coming in to drop off squirrels and chipmunks, and going back out for more.
Greenwich cougars usually have been ridden very hard and have the crop marks to show it. They are usually heavily medicated so there is no need for a tranquilizer gun. They seem to be multiplying at a rapid rate and actually have turned into a rather nasty suburban pest.
Good one !! And those ” ed” ads just appall me. At least keep them after, say ,10:00 pm so I don’t have to worry the little ones will see some sex-starved woman “past her prime” begging for a stiffie during breakfast…God !!!
By definition, I don’t think “Cougars” are capable of multiplying any more, although that certainly doesn’t stop them from going through the motions, time after time…
I was planning to check out the jaguars at this weekends greenwich concours,maybe I should be on the lookout for cougars as well.i will report back on Monday if one catches me!
Petting Zoos?
Heh
There’s been a black bear sighting in the N. Stamford area, dunno if it’s traversed into the Taconic area but it wouldn’t be too difficult for it to do. Keep yer eyes open.
From the urban dictionary:
COUGAR
-An older woman who is past her prime & who is attracted to younger men, often as an act of desperation or as a last resort.
-That woman’s a typical cougar, unable to score with men of her own age so she’s out chasing younger men.
-CRAZY
ivana Trump, Liza Minelli come to mind.
Both now divorced from their boy toys.
I saw a large cat off Clapboard Ridge last summer, and the number of coyotes seems to be down, since i used to hear them yipping at night frequently, but not much lately.
Currently I’ve got a den of foxes in my backyard. The mother is constantly coming in to drop off squirrels and chipmunks, and going back out for more.
Greenwich cougars usually have been ridden very hard and have the crop marks to show it. They are usually heavily medicated so there is no need for a tranquilizer gun. They seem to be multiplying at a rapid rate and actually have turned into a rather nasty suburban pest.
Good one !! And those ” ed” ads just appall me. At least keep them after, say ,10:00 pm so I don’t have to worry the little ones will see some sex-starved woman “past her prime” begging for a stiffie during breakfast…God !!!
All that may be true, but they’ve made many a college boy tennis pro’s summer job a memorable one.
When I was that age they were still pathetic old nymphomaniacs…
Watch it, buddy, you could be talking about somebody’s mother
JHouse is not cool for the Cougars anymore. It’s happy hour at Luganos!
I’ll confess: where’s Lugano’s?
In OG – old Boxing Cat Grill . Are you on your way??
By definition, I don’t think “Cougars” are capable of multiplying any more, although that certainly doesn’t stop them from going through the motions, time after time…
I was planning to check out the jaguars at this weekends greenwich concours,maybe I should be on the lookout for cougars as well.i will report back on Monday if one catches me!
If you are old enough to drive a jaguar then you are way too old for a cougar.
What’s a Cougar?
Can I be one? Lol
Your husband would probably have you arrested, but hey – he married a younger woman himself, didn’t he?
Yes he did! 11 years younger baby!