Al Qaeda grows in strength, Congress attacks CIA

>Al Qaeda is thriving in northern Africa, scaring the hell out of American and European security types. As the terrorists metastasize, the Democrats running Congress want to rewrite the Intelligence Authorization bill so as to force the CIA to brief every smarmy, traitorous bastard hiding under a desk in Washington and thus guarantee that no secret will remain secret longer than it takes to speed dial CNN. Even Obama is worried abut this one, and has threatened to veto the bill. Cos Cobber Jim Himes, a member of the Homeland Security Committee, hasn’t spoken out on this issue yet because he hasn’t received his orders. “But I guarantee you,” he promses, “that when the time is right, I will be for it, against it, or ‘present’.”