Dont you confuse me wit no fax!
Our dumbest Representative, a lady who displays her bottomless ignorance every time she opens her mouth, has yet another brilliant idea: ban credit default swaps.
“No, I don’t have no idea what they are,” she said in explaining her proposed legislation to ban the instruments, “that Himes boy’s gonna explain them to me. But they be bad – I do know that much, and so I want them gone. We’re off to make this a more perfect union, understand?”
UPDATE: For readers angered by this post and who think it is somehow an attack based on racism rather than disgust that someone this stupid and uneducated (high school) should hold a position of power in this country, I invite you to prowl the accumulated results – all 131,000 of them – for the search term, “maxine waters idiot”.
For What It's Worth 
Chris, for what it’s worth: I believe you’re coming close to the line that separates good natured, smart-assed fun and games (something you do so well), and mean-spirited, derogatory racial stereotyping.
You’re not over the line, but you’re approaching it.
Front Row, go on the net and pull any one of hundreds of videos of Miss Waters speaking, as a Representative of the United States, at any of the dozens of hearings she’s held on various subjects. Watch, listen, then tell me I’m being unfair. I think I’m pulling my punches. The lady is a moron, an arrogant know-nothing and a menace to our country.
check this out…hilarious…
Ms. Waters is the absolute worst. Chris, you have a whole lot more room to play and get anywhere near the line. Check out the discust on Geithner’s face while being questioned by the idiot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYGQDbjD64
and then there’s her Michael Jackson memorial resolution… too much even for Pelosi.
Maxine Waters even flunked ebonics class. She talks in a tongue unknown to most homo sapiens, yet she keeps getting reelected. There’s one for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
Go for the jugular, Chris. This cretin is a gold mine for rightfully targeted derision. South of her level, although they do form comprehensible words on occasion, may be Barney Bizarre, Madame Pelosi, and their tribe of fellow Demokrat reptiles running rampant in DC.
How about her defense of Harold Raines at Fannie Mae who started this mess. He drives it into the ground and recieves millions in bonuses and she has the balls to question the bankers…
double standard, my friend.
CF you’re fine emulating Ms. Waters’ native syntax and diction, such as it is.
Chris — I’ve done some homework (it didn’t take much), and I stand corrected. You’ve been too polite to this stupid bitch. Let the piling on continue.
Yeah, Phil, Maxine converts people pretty quick.
Hey Front Row –
Thanks for your second post. I was about to smoat you… smite you? Whatever.
Calling this woman a moron has nothing to do with race. She would be a moron in any color. Green even. Just like Chris.
She could be as white as my pale white ass, and I would still think she is insane. And we get everything we deserve by allowing her to represent us. That should scare everyone. Seriously.
Weasel boy – have that fake photog call me. I need a new will for Poppa Joe.
OFF TO DINNER!!!!
Your Pal,
Walt
Yeah, Chris, you need to pull this whole thread. You are definitely over the line. This message is wrong and you move into a whole new zone with it. I’m sure it’s not your intent, but you do need to be sensitive. I won’t bore you with all the reasons this is not acceptable discourse. This is also not worth the very high risk that this will bite you in the a.. some day. Wanna give up the possibility that you can run for office, ever? Wanna have an exclusively racist clientele from now on? Seriously, pull this whole thing. When you’ve got comments with ebonics mentioned, you’ve opened a can of worms that I’m sure you didn’t want to open.
Take this from someone who has p… off several of our town officials, this is one time you don’t want to stand your ground.
And for what it’s worth, this is my last comment on your blog if you don’t take this down.
I’m sorry you feel that way, John, and we’ll miss your input but before you go, do remember that “ebonics’ is a term coined, not by white racists but by black “educators” who feel that it is racist to teach black children to speak clearly and well. It is that kind of us against them thinking that hurts poor blacks, I think, more than anything white racists can dream up.
Do not let anyone scare you into not voicing your worldview. Liberal scare tactics contribute to more racism. Only by knowing what others think and listening to their thoughts and opinions do we have a clear picture of the issue at hand. Sweeping shit under the rug or placing things on the back burner does not serve anyone’s interests.
She is Black. You are White. You are not allowed to criticize her. Under any circumstances. If you do, you are a racist. Period. End of story.
yo! was up? wat it is? wat it be like?
uall krackers betta wach out cuz somebodies lybale bust a cap in uall’s azz, considerin the ways uze be bich slappin granny waters upside her nappy head an all dat shty.
Google “Sarah Palin Idiot” and you get 14,700,000 hits. 😦
What’s your point?